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One Liners - Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”•Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!•What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds!•The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines―it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.

  • Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
  • ASIN: 1569756228
  • Part No: 9781569756225
Liners One - Great One Liners
Great One Liners

Great book!

  • ASIN: 1879582759
Liners One - One-Liners: A Mini-Manual for a Spiritual Life
One-Liners: A Mini-Manual for a Spiritual Life

Ram Dass has always been a master of the one-liner. Here is the nitty-gritty by the author of Be Here Now—more than 200 penetrating observations and pithy spiritual instructions on such topics as How It All Is, Love and Devotion, Suffering, Aging, Planes of Consciousness, Death and Dying, Service and Compassion, Psychedelics, Social Awareness, and Liberation.“This book is a kind of spiritual brandy, a distillation of the lectures I’ve given over the course of the past decade or so. These quotes are the little “aha!” moments, the cameos that have been served up out of our collective consciousness from time to time that seem to summarize something about our human journey. I think of this book as something you might have next to the coffeepot to pick up in the morning, or as something you might tuck into your backpack to pull out during your bus ride to work, in order to reframe the way you look at your day.” —Ram Dass

  • Brand: Brand: Harmony
  • ASIN: 1400046238
  • Part No: 9781400046232
One Liners - The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

  • ASIN: B00OGUWS0U
One Liners - 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

“I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’”“The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.”Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner.Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for.  “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.”“A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”“Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!”“Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.”“Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.”“Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, fi...

  • ASIN: B00E25KXVA
Liners One - Henny Youngman's 10,000 One -Liners: An Encyclopedia of One-Liners
Henny Youngman's 10,000 One -Liners: An Encyclopedia of One-Liners

Gathers sixty years of Henny Youngman's material to present one-liners for speeches, insults, introductions, retorts, or just for fun

  • Brand: Brand: Cpg Inc
  • ASIN: 0943748399
One Liners - The Old Ones are the Best Joke Book: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns
The Old Ones are the Best Joke Book: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Puns

This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags, all of which have stood the test of time. There are puns, jokes, top tens, and all kinds of jokes on all sorts of subjects.

  • ASIN: 1780979746
One Liners - The BS Joke Book of One Liners, Jokes & Puns
The BS Joke Book of One Liners, Jokes & Puns

Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes, you'll have your stomach aching from too much laughter! With jokes appropriate for any age like: What does a clock do when it’s still hungry? Go back four seconds! and... Knock knock Who's there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? you'll be sure to have anyone rolling on the floor after reading it!

  • ASIN: 099196151X
  • Part No: black & white illustrations
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 - 300 Best Jokes 2016 : Clean One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection
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 - Winning with One-Liners: 3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lin
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 - Great One Liners by Marci Kamien
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 - 3,500 Good Jokes for Speakers: A Treasury of Jokes, Puns, Quips, One Liners and
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 - The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners: Over 8,000
The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners: Over 8,000

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 - Winning With One-Liners : 3,400 Hilarious Laugh Lines to Tickle Your Funny Bo...
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